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Please vote for me--
Oh, can't you see?
My smile is
Bright and sunny!

Don't vote for him--
His chance is slim;
He'll only
Spend your money!

I'll tell the truth,
Won't be uncouth;
Just cast your
Vote for me!

He's full of lies--
A poor disguise;
He's just a crook--
You'll see!

I need your vote,
So please take note--
My promises
Are true!

But if I win,
I'll smile and grin
And you'll still
Get the screw!!

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Adult Jokes

1. A friend is like a gas blown from the ASS. Which Creates noice n nuisance to others but gives me Relaxation and Comfort. Thanks for being the gas for my ASS.

2. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every one can see it but only you feel it's true warmth, Thank You for being the pee in my pants.

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A man was waiting at a hospital to see a doctor. When he saw a white-coated figure approaching he asked anxiously:"Are you a doctor?" "No," came the reply " Actually I'm a student passing out as a doctoer". This happened again a few minutes later with the same reply to his question. When a third white-coated figure appeared the visitor was becoming despondent and said : " I suppose you're a student also, passing out as a doctor". "Oh no", the newcomer

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